8 Locker Room Pranks That Keep the Team Laughing
Hockey is serious business on the ice — but off the ice? That’s where the real fun happens. The best teams aren’t just about winning games; they’re about building memories, inside jokes, and a little harmless payback in the locker room. Here are some classic pranks you can pull on your teammates that’ll have everyone laughing (and probably planning their revenge).
1. The “Endless” Shampoo
There’s always that teammate who borrows shampoo every single time. Next time he’s working it into his hair, sneak a little more into his hand when he’s not looking. Suddenly, no matter how much he rinses, the suds just keep coming. Simple, sneaky, and hilarious.
2. The Heavy Bag Trick
Slide a weight or sandbag into someone’s hockey bag before they head home. When they go to pick it up, they’ll wonder why their bag suddenly weighs as much as a Zamboni. Watch them struggle, then enjoy the look on their face when they finally find the “extra training.”
3. Cold Shower Wake-Up
Before your buddy hops in the shower, flip the hot water down and crank the cold all the way up. That first icy blast will wake him up faster than a slapshot to the shin pads.
4. Milk Instead of Water
This one never gets old. Take a teammate’s water bottle and swap it out with milk. During practice, they’ll take a big sip expecting refreshing water… and get something completely different. Make sure someone’s around to see the reaction — that’s the best part.
5. Fake Tape Roll
We all know the guy who never has tape. For him, prepare a “special roll.” Cut a bunch of tiny strips, stick them back onto the roll, and hand it over like nothing’s wrong. He’ll be stuck trying to tape his stick with little scraps while everyone else is in stitches.
6. Slippery Skates
Place a bit of clear tape under a blade and watch your teammate try to figure out why their edges feel like they’re made of butter. It won’t take long before they’re sliding around looking confused. Classic.
7. Foam Puck Fake-Out
Set up a “trust shot” where your teammate balances a puck on their helmet and you promise to flip it off clean. Then, instead of a real puck, fire a foam one right at them. They’ll flinch, everyone laughs, and no harm done.
8. Bench Fake-Out
During a line change, hit your buddy with a quick fake pass or a playful “whoops” move just to keep him on his toes. Nothing dangerous, just enough to get the bench laughing and loosen everyone up.
Final Thoughts
The best teams are the ones that laugh together just as much as they compete. These pranks keep things light, create stories you’ll tell for years, and remind everyone that hockey isn’t only about the scoreboard. Just remember — what goes around, comes around. If you prank your buddy today, don’t be surprised when it’s your turn tomorrow!
